I say “do I smell popcorn” right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath.
Shamrocks are the most dishonest of all the rocks.
Shamrocks are the most dishonest of all the rocks.
Gay or straight, No state should legally recognize a marriage if they don’t serve alcohol at the wedding.
Gay or straight, No state should legally recognize a marriage if they don’t serve alcohol at the wedding.
Heard your mom was into bdsm Apparently she likes to tie guys up in her rolls Sorry if this is a shit post first time poster
Heard your mom was into bdsm Apparently she likes to tie guys up in her rolls Sorry if this is a shit post first time poster
When u give ur phone number at CVS turn to the person behind u in line & say “now don’t be calling me for a date”
When u give ur phone number at CVS turn to the person behind u in line & say “now don’t be calling me for a date”
The good news is that Trump only has been president for 30 days… the bad news is that the world is going to end.
The good news is that Trump only has been president for 30 days… the bad news is that the world is going to end.
whats a frogs favourite type of shoe… open toaded shoes
whats a frogs favourite type of shoe… open toaded shoes
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints
How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face.
How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face.
What do you call a dog that can preform magic? A Labracadabra.
What do you call a dog that can preform magic? A Labracadabra.