I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane. Until he hit the ground.
A large account followed me to thank me for a trophy through DM, then immediately unfollowed me. It must be exhausting to be Twitter elite.
A large account followed me to thank me for a trophy through DM, then immediately unfollowed me. It must be exhausting to be Twitter elite.
How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn’t
How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn’t
Last night I had sex with not one, not two, but zero people.
Last night I had sex with not one, not two, but zero people.
Why is God depressed? Imagine…*You* Being God, the Lord, Him… But imagine us.
Why is God depressed? Imagine…*You* Being God, the Lord, Him… But imagine us.
How do you organise a space party? You planet!
How do you organise a space party? You planet!
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor (or a broken piano)
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor (or a broken piano)
baby i put the STD in stud now all i need is u
baby i put the STD in stud now all i need is u
A squirrel and an elephant are in the bathroom. The elephant in the tub says to the squirrel, we have no soap. The squirrel says… “OH YEAH? NO SOAP RADIO!”
A squirrel and an elephant are in the bathroom. The elephant in the tub says to the squirrel, we have no soap. The squirrel says… “OH YEAH? NO SOAP RADIO!”
Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans
Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans