Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed
Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma
Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma
A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I’m not talking about the one who deserved it.
A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I’m not talking about the one who deserved it.
Why did everyone make fun of the economist’s fetish? He was into inflation.
Why did everyone make fun of the economist’s fetish? He was into inflation.
I just put too much cream in my coffee. This is the worst Good Friday ever.
I just put too much cream in my coffee. This is the worst Good Friday ever.
What do you call a polygon on viagra? An Erectangle
What do you call a polygon on viagra? An Erectangle
Just saw a dude catcall a woman with “Nice heels, girl” and his friend slapped him and said “Those are knock offs, bro”
Just saw a dude catcall a woman with “Nice heels, girl” and his friend slapped him and said “Those are knock offs, bro”
Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin’ for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin’ for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe.
What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe.
I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods….. of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle.
I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods….. of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle.