How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]
I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world.
I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world.
What’s the worst part about Tupac’s new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)
What’s the worst part about Tupac’s new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel As he walks in, he hands the inn keeper three nails and asks. “Can you put me up for the night?”
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel As he walks in, he hands the inn keeper three nails and asks. “Can you put me up for the night?”
What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus? A walrus has at least two valid points.
What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus? A walrus has at least two valid points.
I do whatever I can to fight poverty So the other day, I punched a tramp (Courtesy of Milton Jones)
I do whatever I can to fight poverty So the other day, I punched a tramp (Courtesy of Milton Jones)
I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don’t even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated
I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don’t even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated
My transgender uncle is a superhero… We call him Aunt-Man.
My transgender uncle is a superhero… We call him Aunt-Man.
Help me out, I don’t know any white jokes
Help me out, I don’t know any white jokes
98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven’t been to prison yet
98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven’t been to prison yet