If Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius have taught us anything, it’s don’t trust athletes with missing body parts
You’re like my hard drive. Fat and 32
You’re like my hard drive. Fat and 32
What do you call a girl with a tight vagina from Hong Kong? A Chinese finger trap
What do you call a girl with a tight vagina from Hong Kong? A Chinese finger trap
“Get off the phone” “Wash your hands” “Pull up your pants” “Make me dinner” My son runs a pretty tight ship in our household
“Get off the phone” “Wash your hands” “Pull up your pants” “Make me dinner” My son runs a pretty tight ship in our household
New Year New Joke Friend: Where do you see yourself in 4 years? Me: I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
New Year New Joke Friend: Where do you see yourself in 4 years? Me: I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
Because they need to bring young people to the church, insiders say the front runner for Pope is Seth MacFarlane.
Because they need to bring young people to the church, insiders say the front runner for Pope is Seth MacFarlane.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
What is 7” long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it’s sight? The sock under my bed.
What is 7” long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it’s sight? The sock under my bed.
Stevie Wonder has seven kids But I heard he never sees them.
Stevie Wonder has seven kids But I heard he never sees them.
Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass afterdrinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made ofhimself.
Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass afterdrinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made ofhimself.