What’s the difference between when you’re hungry and when you’re horny Where you put the cucumber.
What did batman say to robin? What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat-mobile? “Get in”
What did batman say to robin? What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat-mobile? “Get in”
Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife.
Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife.
Sodium said to neon, “I gave your mother my electron last night!” Neon didn’t react.
Sodium said to neon, “I gave your mother my electron last night!” Neon didn’t react.
My husband just got to level three on netflix: “faking an illness” to finish binge watching I’m on level 6: “faking your own abduction”
My husband just got to level three on netflix: “faking an illness” to finish binge watching I’m on level 6: “faking your own abduction”
You’ll find there’s truly so much beauty in the world if you’ll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites
You’ll find there’s truly so much beauty in the world if you’ll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites
Why don’t dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*
Why don’t dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]
I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world.
I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world.
What’s the worst part about Tupac’s new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)
What’s the worst part about Tupac’s new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)