Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse.
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse.
Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris.
Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris.
What’s the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho’s
What’s the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho’s
Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn’t allow “force kin”.
Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn’t allow “force kin”.
Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution.
Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution.
What type of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!
What type of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!
Why do we measure snakes in inches? Because they don’t have any feet!
Why do we measure snakes in inches? Because they don’t have any feet!
Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames
Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.