How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.
What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !Owl be seeing you later.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !Owl be seeing you later.
1st Witch: Whats your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: Hes mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !
1st Witch: Whats your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: Hes mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldnt.Wizard: No, well nor will she.
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldnt.Wizard: No, well nor will she.
First witch: My, hasnt your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, shes certainly gruesome.
First witch: My, hasnt your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, shes certainly gruesome.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?Voodoo like to dance with me ?
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?Voodoo like to dance with me ?
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.