What is a witchs favourite TV show?Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !
Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !
Whats the witches favourite pop group ?Broomski Beat !
Whats the witches favourite pop group ?Broomski Beat !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Dont bite any witches !
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Dont bite any witches !
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !
What is the witches motto ?We came, we saw, we conjured !
What is the witches motto ?We came, we saw, we conjured !
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !
Why do witches have stiff joints ?They get broomatism !
Why do witches have stiff joints ?They get broomatism !