Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
Why wont a witch wear a flat cap? Because theres no point in it.
Why wont a witch wear a flat cap? Because theres no point in it.
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
What happens if you see twin witches? You wont be able to tell witch witch is witch.
What happens if you see twin witches? You wont be able to tell witch witch is witch.
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.