What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
Why wont a witch wear a flat cap? Because theres no point in it.
Why wont a witch wear a flat cap? Because theres no point in it.
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.
What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
What happens if you see twin witches? You wont be able to tell witch witch is witch.
What happens if you see twin witches? You wont be able to tell witch witch is witch.
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.