Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldnt.Wizard: No, well nor will she.
First witch: My, hasnt your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, shes certainly gruesome.
First witch: My, hasnt your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, shes certainly gruesome.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?Voodoo like to dance with me ?
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?Voodoo like to dance with me ?
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
What happens if you see twin witches? You wont be able to tell witch witch is witch.
What happens if you see twin witches? You wont be able to tell witch witch is witch.
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.