Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they’re eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom’s on Mother’s Day because that is what they are going to look like!
Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom’s on Mother’s Day because that is what they are going to look like!
Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I’d look out the window for that.
Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I’d look out the window for that.
Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror.
Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror.
I like my girls like my whiskey Aged 18 years and single
I like my girls like my whiskey Aged 18 years and single
There are 11 types of people… People who understand binary, people who don’t, and people who are tired of the same damn binary joke being reposted over and over.
There are 11 types of people… People who understand binary, people who don’t, and people who are tired of the same damn binary joke being reposted over and over.
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don’t know I wasn’t invited !
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don’t know I wasn’t invited !
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can’t jelly my dick up your ass
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can’t jelly my dick up your ass
There should be a “Life of Pi” TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week.
There should be a “Life of Pi” TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week.
The guy who coined “put that in your pipe & smoke it” was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed.
The guy who coined “put that in your pipe & smoke it” was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed.