LOVED ONES: When I die, I want you to throw a sad party where you all look at my dead body US, FOR SOME REASON: Ok that’s no problem
Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames
Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls.
Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls.
What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?
What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a dead baby? I only have one under my bed
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a dead baby? I only have one under my bed
Q: What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend? A: His smellular phone!
Q: What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend? A: His smellular phone!
I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean.
I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean.
You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn’t feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double
You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn’t feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double
What’s the definition of “trust”? Two cannibals doing 69.
What’s the definition of “trust”? Two cannibals doing 69.