This whole time I thought 50 Shades of Grey was a coloring book for dogs
What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? A shitty-sore-ass.
What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? A shitty-sore-ass.
What do you call an Irishman who can’t hold his liquor? [OC] A quadriplegic.
What do you call an Irishman who can’t hold his liquor? [OC] A quadriplegic.
I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean.
I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean.
You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn’t feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double
You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn’t feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double
What’s the definition of “trust”? Two cannibals doing 69.
What’s the definition of “trust”? Two cannibals doing 69.
What is the difference between a bus station filled with elderly and a crab with boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
What is the difference between a bus station filled with elderly and a crab with boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse.
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse.
Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris.
Chuck Norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris.
What’s the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho’s
What’s the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho’s