Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first? So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they’re ugly and they smell bad.
Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they’re ugly and they smell bad.
Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!……It’ll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!
Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!……It’ll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!
You seem awesome. I can’t wait to find out what I hate about you.
You seem awesome. I can’t wait to find out what I hate about you.
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
Doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a book Doctor: So what’s your story?
Doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a book Doctor: So what’s your story?
Why are dolphins all friends with each other? They just click you know?
Why are dolphins all friends with each other? They just click you know?
Trump, Pence, Bannon, Sessions, Pompeo, Flynn, Priebus, Tillerson. Not sure Trump knows this but traditionally, you only need 4 horsemen.
Trump, Pence, Bannon, Sessions, Pompeo, Flynn, Priebus, Tillerson. Not sure Trump knows this but traditionally, you only need 4 horsemen.
The Terminator would have been better if they’d cast Jim Parsons. “Bazinga” is so much better than “I’ll be back.”
The Terminator would have been better if they’d cast Jim Parsons. “Bazinga” is so much better than “I’ll be back.”
I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I’ll see myself out.
I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I’ll see myself out.