You’r mum… …is so **poor** she can’t even pay attetntion.
It’s all fun and games until HR sends an email with “Your Twitter Account” in the subject line.
It’s all fun and games until HR sends an email with “Your Twitter Account” in the subject line.
Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting.
Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting.
Why did the french guy not help his friend fix a pipe? He said he would assister.
Why did the french guy not help his friend fix a pipe? He said he would assister.
When is a door not a door? When it’s a plank.
When is a door not a door? When it’s a plank.
Fact: if you drop a penny from a skyscraper it can kill someone on the street? It’s true, I’m still glad I went with a bowling ball though
Fact: if you drop a penny from a skyscraper it can kill someone on the street? It’s true, I’m still glad I went with a bowling ball though
since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I’m a much better person. better than you all together!
since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I’m a much better person. better than you all together!
I’ve fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn’t break my legs! It’s a regular party down here!
I’ve fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn’t break my legs! It’s a regular party down here!
“Moo.” – hipster sheep
“Moo.” – hipster sheep
I couldn’t tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day.
I couldn’t tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day.