You’r mum… …is so **poor** she can’t even pay attetntion.
It’s all fun and games until HR sends an email with “Your Twitter Account” in the subject line.
It’s all fun and games until HR sends an email with “Your Twitter Account” in the subject line.
Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.
Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.
Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?
Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?
I don’t want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn’t trying very hard.
I don’t want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn’t trying very hard.
Whats the last thing that goes through a fly’s brain before it hits my car windshield? Its arse.
Whats the last thing that goes through a fly’s brain before it hits my car windshield? Its arse.
What do fish do when they have cancer? Nemotherapy
What do fish do when they have cancer? Nemotherapy
Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this.
Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this.
Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job
Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job
Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses.
Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses.