Category: Witch jokes

Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones?

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team? The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.

Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?

I don’t want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn’t trying very hard.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly’s brain before it hits my car windshield? Its arse.

What do fish do when they have cancer? Nemotherapy

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this.

Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job

Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it’s true what they say about not knowing what you’ve got until you’ve sold it to a gypsy.