Let’s fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else.
I got pulled over by a female cop… When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said “NOTHING”
I got pulled over by a female cop… When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said “NOTHING”
im near a club thats popular with college kids and a white girl in a wu-tang shirt just yelled “PBR! WOOOO!”
im near a club thats popular with college kids and a white girl in a wu-tang shirt just yelled “PBR! WOOOO!”
My spirit animal is this 9 yo, so calm and polite during girl sleepover drama, who just told me “literally, nothing is interesting to me”.
My spirit animal is this 9 yo, so calm and polite during girl sleepover drama, who just told me “literally, nothing is interesting to me”.
Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something.
Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something.
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Tied up on the back of a donkey.
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Tied up on the back of a donkey.
What’s brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
What’s brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
Why are A’s like flowers? Because B’s go after them!
Why are A’s like flowers? Because B’s go after them!
I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag
I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag
What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!
What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!