There are two kinds of woman who never complain. GIFs and JPGs
What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.
What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent
What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent
What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms.
What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheelchair
2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; “its hot in here” one of them says, the other says “shut your mouth!”.
2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; “its hot in here” one of them says, the other says “shut your mouth!”.
It’s cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them.
It’s cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them.
My wife is a vegan. I’m not. I don’t care if she makes more money than me. I can still say that I’m the one who brings home the bacon.
My wife is a vegan. I’m not. I don’t care if she makes more money than me. I can still say that I’m the one who brings home the bacon.
My girlfriend got mahogany breast implants yesterday. I think this joke would be more funny with a punchline. wooden tit?
My girlfriend got mahogany breast implants yesterday. I think this joke would be more funny with a punchline. wooden tit?
Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly.
Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly.