How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you’d fly too.
“The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor” – inventor of carpet toliet seat covers
“The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor” – inventor of carpet toliet seat covers
What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite.
What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite.
A criminal burgles into a dormitory… He yells at one of the students: “I’m looking for money!” The student calmly replies: “What a coincidence, I am too!”
A criminal burgles into a dormitory… He yells at one of the students: “I’m looking for money!” The student calmly replies: “What a coincidence, I am too!”
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
I’m German and Jewish. I hate myself
I’m German and Jewish. I hate myself
I think my wife is dead I mean, the sex is no different, but the dishes keep piling up
I think my wife is dead I mean, the sex is no different, but the dishes keep piling up
In the movie ‘The Hunt for Red October’ … the entire story is the sub-plot.
In the movie ‘The Hunt for Red October’ … the entire story is the sub-plot.
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? “Who said talk is cheap?”
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? “Who said talk is cheap?”
Good cop: Just relax Moody cop: OMG, you again? I hate you, but I kinda misssed you, why don’t you call anymore? You’re going to jail
Good cop: Just relax Moody cop: OMG, you again? I hate you, but I kinda misssed you, why don’t you call anymore? You’re going to jail