When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: “It’s done, but there’s blood everywhere!”
My “Game of Thrones” is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.
My “Game of Thrones” is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.
I long for the good old days, when all the men wore suits and all the women wore dresses and they put cocaine in soda
I long for the good old days, when all the men wore suits and all the women wore dresses and they put cocaine in soda
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now.
My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now.
How much does a slave cost? I have no idea, I just know they aren’t free
How much does a slave cost? I have no idea, I just know they aren’t free
Want to know how I can see 6 years into the future? I have 2020 vision.
Want to know how I can see 6 years into the future? I have 2020 vision.
What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison
What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison
How do they count the Mexican immigrants? They start with Juan
How do they count the Mexican immigrants? They start with Juan
What did one lawyer say to the other? “we are both lawyers.”
What did one lawyer say to the other? “we are both lawyers.”