Did you hear about the constipated math professor? He worked his problem out with a pencil.
What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive.
What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive.
Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry? Because red shirts die easily.
Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry? Because red shirts die easily.
My Dirty apartment….. Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass.
My Dirty apartment….. Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass.
Did you hear Adrian Peterson is trying out for the MLB? Apparently he’s one hell of a switch hitter.
Did you hear Adrian Peterson is trying out for the MLB? Apparently he’s one hell of a switch hitter.
What do you call a lazy crocodile? A procrastigator (I’m trash)
What do you call a lazy crocodile? A procrastigator (I’m trash)
I’ll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down.
I’ll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down.
What did the Turkish guy say to his babe when she invited him to eat? Ke-bab
What did the Turkish guy say to his babe when she invited him to eat? Ke-bab
Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty
Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty
I was going to copy and paste a joke but then I cut it
I was going to copy and paste a joke but then I cut it