If you’re worried about not getting a New Year’s Eve kiss this year, just remember Valentine’s Day is coming up and you’re probably going to be alone for that, too.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy
Did you hear about the constipated math professor? He worked his problem out with a pencil.
Did you hear about the constipated math professor? He worked his problem out with a pencil.
What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive.
What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive.
Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry? Because red shirts die easily.
Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry? Because red shirts die easily.
My Dirty apartment….. Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass.
My Dirty apartment….. Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass.
Did you hear Adrian Peterson is trying out for the MLB? Apparently he’s one hell of a switch hitter.
Did you hear Adrian Peterson is trying out for the MLB? Apparently he’s one hell of a switch hitter.
What do you call a lazy crocodile? A procrastigator (I’m trash)
What do you call a lazy crocodile? A procrastigator (I’m trash)
Why can’t Hellen Keller Drive? She’s a Woman…. No, Seriously, it’s cause she’s dead.
Why can’t Hellen Keller Drive? She’s a Woman…. No, Seriously, it’s cause she’s dead.
I saw a homeless guy masturbating on the bus the other day… *Where does he get off!?* -**Hampton Yount**
I saw a homeless guy masturbating on the bus the other day… *Where does he get off!?* -**Hampton Yount**