More than eighty percent of the world records I hold are for making shit up.
Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead.
Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead.
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don’t know the words.
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don’t know the words.
What’s the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs
What’s the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs
What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? “Here come the elephants up over the hill!”
What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? “Here come the elephants up over the hill!”
The fact that twitter is at it’s busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems
The fact that twitter is at it’s busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems
My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury.
My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury.
What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he’s seen 3 clients in a row? “FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!”
What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he’s seen 3 clients in a row? “FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!”
What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu
What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu
My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so…) Knock knock *Who’s there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) :P
My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so…) Knock knock *Who’s there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) 😛