I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college..
Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It’s counterproductive
Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It’s counterproductive
What do you call it when you torture corn to death? Macabre!
What do you call it when you torture corn to death? Macabre!
Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian.
Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian.
How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t. You get down from a duck.
How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t. You get down from a duck.
The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* “WHO’S AVERAGE NOW DAD?”
The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* “WHO’S AVERAGE NOW DAD?”
There’s a spoiler in the description. There’s a spoiler in the title.
There’s a spoiler in the description. There’s a spoiler in the title.
Pretty rude of you to have a crush on someone else when I’ve done absolutely nothing to show I’m attracted to you.
Pretty rude of you to have a crush on someone else when I’ve done absolutely nothing to show I’m attracted to you.
More than eighty percent of the world records I hold are for making shit up.
More than eighty percent of the world records I hold are for making shit up.
Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead.
Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead.