Why are A’s like flowers? Because B’s go after them!
I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag
I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag
What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!
What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide.
My SO is on a diet and I noticed she was staring at her food so I asked why….. She said ‘I’m watching what I eat’.
My SO is on a diet and I noticed she was staring at her food so I asked why….. She said ‘I’m watching what I eat’.
I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar.
I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar.
Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot.
Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot.
Let’s fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else.
Let’s fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else.
I got pulled over by a female cop… When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said “NOTHING”
I got pulled over by a female cop… When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said “NOTHING”
im near a club thats popular with college kids and a white girl in a wu-tang shirt just yelled “PBR! WOOOO!”
im near a club thats popular with college kids and a white girl in a wu-tang shirt just yelled “PBR! WOOOO!”