Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink, and then asks for a mop.
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink, and then asks for a mop.
Light beer… It’s like.. Eating out your sister.. -it tastes the same but it’s just not right!
Light beer… It’s like.. Eating out your sister.. -it tastes the same but it’s just not right!
What’s a Greek’s favorite color of sky? Golden Dawn
What’s a Greek’s favorite color of sky? Golden Dawn
I said the punchline before the joke. Wanna know why I got downvoted yesterday?
I said the punchline before the joke. Wanna know why I got downvoted yesterday?
It’s all fun and games until HR sends an email with “Your Twitter Account” in the subject line.
It’s all fun and games until HR sends an email with “Your Twitter Account” in the subject line.
Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting.
Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting.
Why did the french guy not help his friend fix a pipe? He said he would assister.
Why did the french guy not help his friend fix a pipe? He said he would assister.
When is a door not a door? When it’s a plank.
When is a door not a door? When it’s a plank.
Fact: if you drop a penny from a skyscraper it can kill someone on the street? It’s true, I’m still glad I went with a bowling ball though
Fact: if you drop a penny from a skyscraper it can kill someone on the street? It’s true, I’m still glad I went with a bowling ball though