What is the one army in the world that could defeat the US army in a war? The Reddit army!
God grant me the dgaf to lol at the things I can’t even, the swag to yolo the things I can, and the lifehacks to know the difference
God grant me the dgaf to lol at the things I can’t even, the swag to yolo the things I can, and the lifehacks to know the difference
Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a quackhead
Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a quackhead
What happens when two pastries divorce? They have a custardy battle
What happens when two pastries divorce? They have a custardy battle
How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr
How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr
What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants
What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants
Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen.
Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen.
Look… don’t end your presentation with “Are there any questions?” & then get all pissy when I ask if you can ride a unicycle.
Look… don’t end your presentation with “Are there any questions?” & then get all pissy when I ask if you can ride a unicycle.
[wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
[wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot.
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot.