New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have? Me: One
Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there.
Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there.
Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he’s my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone.
Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he’s my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone.
These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don’t tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order.
These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don’t tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order.
Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves? It had to close because it was short staffed.
Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves? It had to close because it was short staffed.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies
How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies
I may be Indian.. …but damn Curry sucks!
I may be Indian.. …but damn Curry sucks!
If my DVR cuts off the last joke of my favorite sitcom one more time, I swear im gonn… **FREMULON**
If my DVR cuts off the last joke of my favorite sitcom one more time, I swear im gonn… **FREMULON**
Having sex with a condom is no fun… I’m going to try having sex with a human being instead.
Having sex with a condom is no fun… I’m going to try having sex with a human being instead.
Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it’s true what they say about not knowing what you’ve got until you’ve sold it to a gypsy.
Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it’s true what they say about not knowing what you’ve got until you’ve sold it to a gypsy.