What’s the technical name for the mental disorder where someone habitually gropes others? Cop-a-Feelia
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o’-lantern? They both have empty heads.
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o’-lantern? They both have empty heads.
after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers
after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers
What should you do if there is a blackout at night? Call the police, they’ll come and shoot it.
What should you do if there is a blackout at night? Call the police, they’ll come and shoot it.
“The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor” – inventor of carpet toliet seat covers
“The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor” – inventor of carpet toliet seat covers
What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite.
What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite.
A criminal burgles into a dormitory… He yells at one of the students: “I’m looking for money!” The student calmly replies: “What a coincidence, I am too!”
A criminal burgles into a dormitory… He yells at one of the students: “I’m looking for money!” The student calmly replies: “What a coincidence, I am too!”
What do you call someone who can’t turn pancakes? A flip-flop.
What do you call someone who can’t turn pancakes? A flip-flop.
What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou
What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou