NSFW Every time I see a picture of a girl and think “I’d do her” I have to remind myself… I’ll never get the grade school yearbooks done like that.
Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat.
Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat.
What do communists and feminists have in common … They cannot change anything.
What do communists and feminists have in common … They cannot change anything.
I bought my wife a new dress A really slinky number But it only works when shes going down stairs
I bought my wife a new dress A really slinky number But it only works when shes going down stairs
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan
I don’t understand why certain people don’t get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense.
I don’t understand why certain people don’t get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense.
Magic is like breast implants… …we all know its fake, but when done well, can give you a feeling of true wonder
Magic is like breast implants… …we all know its fake, but when done well, can give you a feeling of true wonder
What do you call a rape in the military? A flashbang.
What do you call a rape in the military? A flashbang.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !
What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the forbidden fruit? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?
What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the forbidden fruit? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?