Whats the last thing that goes through a fly’s brain before it hits my car windshield? Its arse.
What do fish do when they have cancer? Nemotherapy
What do fish do when they have cancer? Nemotherapy
Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this.
Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this.
Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job
Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job
Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses.
Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses.
What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers
What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers
I feel a little bad about peeing in the pool my children swim in, but margaritas.
I feel a little bad about peeing in the pool my children swim in, but margaritas.
My iPhone keeps auto-correcting “My iPhone keeps auto-correcting” to ” You don’t have a fucking iPhone, asshole”.
My iPhone keeps auto-correcting “My iPhone keeps auto-correcting” to ” You don’t have a fucking iPhone, asshole”.
Why was Phil Collins… …never a good betting man? Because he always went Against All Odds.
Why was Phil Collins… …never a good betting man? Because he always went Against All Odds.
A guy walks into a bar Ouch.
A guy walks into a bar Ouch.