My girlfriend got mahogany breast implants yesterday. I think this joke would be more funny with a punchline. wooden tit?
Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly.
Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly.
If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you’re fucked. He’s pretty much the Angel of Death.
If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you’re fucked. He’s pretty much the Angel of Death.
What’s the difference between gay men and a refrigerator? Fridges don’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What’s the difference between gay men and a refrigerator? Fridges don’t fart when you pull the meat out.
A mime that texts LOL is dishonest.
A mime that texts LOL is dishonest.
When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: “It’s done, but there’s blood everywhere!”
When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: “It’s done, but there’s blood everywhere!”
My “Game of Thrones” is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.
My “Game of Thrones” is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.
I long for the good old days, when all the men wore suits and all the women wore dresses and they put cocaine in soda
I long for the good old days, when all the men wore suits and all the women wore dresses and they put cocaine in soda
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now.
My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now.