I’m German and Jewish. I hate myself
I think my wife is dead I mean, the sex is no different, but the dishes keep piling up
I think my wife is dead I mean, the sex is no different, but the dishes keep piling up
In the movie ‘The Hunt for Red October’ … the entire story is the sub-plot.
In the movie ‘The Hunt for Red October’ … the entire story is the sub-plot.
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? “Who said talk is cheap?”
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? “Who said talk is cheap?”
Good cop: Just relax Moody cop: OMG, you again? I hate you, but I kinda misssed you, why don’t you call anymore? You’re going to jail
Good cop: Just relax Moody cop: OMG, you again? I hate you, but I kinda misssed you, why don’t you call anymore? You’re going to jail
I just clogged a urinal?
I just clogged a urinal?
I joined a 12-step program for people addicted to 12 step programs, Anonymous Anonymous. The 1st step is admitting you don’t have a problem.
I joined a 12-step program for people addicted to 12 step programs, Anonymous Anonymous. The 1st step is admitting you don’t have a problem.
Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.
Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.
What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love? They can’t-elope.
What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love? They can’t-elope.
What do you call an epileptic in the garden? Seizure salad
What do you call an epileptic in the garden? Seizure salad