How much does a slave cost? I have no idea, I just know they aren’t free
Want to know how I can see 6 years into the future? I have 2020 vision.
Want to know how I can see 6 years into the future? I have 2020 vision.
What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison
What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison
How do they count the Mexican immigrants? They start with Juan
How do they count the Mexican immigrants? They start with Juan
What did one lawyer say to the other? “we are both lawyers.”
What did one lawyer say to the other? “we are both lawyers.”
How’d the husband know his wife was fooling around? Got home from work, kicked off her panties, and they stuck to the wall
How’d the husband know his wife was fooling around? Got home from work, kicked off her panties, and they stuck to the wall
Whenever I go bowling…. I enter my name as “3 testicles”. That way, occasionally the monitor says “Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!”
Whenever I go bowling…. I enter my name as “3 testicles”. That way, occasionally the monitor says “Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!”
Look! I can do my ABC’s backwards! -“go on then” -“nahh CBA” Credit to ‘Fweng chweng!’
Look! I can do my ABC’s backwards! -“go on then” -“nahh CBA” Credit to ‘Fweng chweng!’
Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp.
Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp.
Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn’t read the entire article.
Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn’t read the entire article.