Not to brag, but I can cure my wife’s insomnia just by taking my clothes off.
I’m hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can’t come let me know
I’m hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can’t come let me know
My girlfriend let me try anal with her. It made my whole day! But it made her hole weak.
My girlfriend let me try anal with her. It made my whole day! But it made her hole weak.
I’ve considered shaving off my beard But it’s starting to grow on me
I’ve considered shaving off my beard But it’s starting to grow on me
I like my coffee like I like my men… I don’t like coffee. I’m very straight.
I like my coffee like I like my men… I don’t like coffee. I’m very straight.
How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked? wel-dern
How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked? wel-dern
Why can’t Michael Jackson play chess? Because he’s dead.
Why can’t Michael Jackson play chess? Because he’s dead.
A man in a museum accidentaly breaks a vase. Manager: That vase was over a thousand years old! Man: Phew – I thought it was new.
A man in a museum accidentaly breaks a vase. Manager: That vase was over a thousand years old! Man: Phew – I thought it was new.
What’s more illegal than marijuana? My Mexican neighbor
What’s more illegal than marijuana? My Mexican neighbor
What’s a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?
What’s a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?