Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don’t hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
Where does one apply to be a “kept man”?
Where does one apply to be a “kept man”?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock… *who’s there” It’s the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock… *who’s there” It’s the chicken!
I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^
I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^
“You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late” Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
“You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late” Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
Opera is what happens when someone stabs you and instead of dying, you sing.
Opera is what happens when someone stabs you and instead of dying, you sing.
I like my coffee like I like my men… I don’t like coffee. I’m very straight.
I like my coffee like I like my men… I don’t like coffee. I’m very straight.
How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked? wel-dern
How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked? wel-dern
Why can’t Michael Jackson play chess? Because he’s dead.
Why can’t Michael Jackson play chess? Because he’s dead.
A man in a museum accidentaly breaks a vase. Manager: That vase was over a thousand years old! Man: Phew – I thought it was new.
A man in a museum accidentaly breaks a vase. Manager: That vase was over a thousand years old! Man: Phew – I thought it was new.