Jokes 1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter. 2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after. 3. A noun you expect commands no respect. Root word “jocus”. This limerick: disaster.
Why do the Marines call it Parris island? Because they like to play with each other’s oui oui.
Why do the Marines call it Parris island? Because they like to play with each other’s oui oui.
Girl at party tells me that “That wasn’t funny”. Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of “That” that “wasn’t funny”.
Girl at party tells me that “That wasn’t funny”. Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of “That” that “wasn’t funny”.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool.
The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you’re sick of him.
The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you’re sick of him.
TIL Micheal Bay’s ‘Pearl Harbour’ made almost $ 200 million… …I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]
TIL Micheal Bay’s ‘Pearl Harbour’ made almost $ 200 million… …I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]
We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one.” – A poem by my eyebrows
We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one.” – A poem by my eyebrows
A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it’s a running joke.
A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it’s a running joke.
“Mrs. Arnold Palmer, what do you do for good luck before your husband plays a tournament?” “Well, I kiss his balls for good luck.” “That must make his putter flutter.”
“Mrs. Arnold Palmer, what do you do for good luck before your husband plays a tournament?” “Well, I kiss his balls for good luck.” “That must make his putter flutter.”
Did I tell you I’m joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I’m all about those gains bro
Did I tell you I’m joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I’m all about those gains bro