I write a lot of racist jokes, but, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a Republican.
I bought a fitbit… I haven’t went running yet, but I jerked off for six miles today.
I bought a fitbit… I haven’t went running yet, but I jerked off for six miles today.
My girlfriend and I are very different but we share the same body. *Love you Rosy P.*
My girlfriend and I are very different but we share the same body. *Love you Rosy P.*
An elephant and a camel are talking The elephant asks, “Why do you have boobs on your back?” The camel replies, “Ha! That’s a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face.”
An elephant and a camel are talking The elephant asks, “Why do you have boobs on your back?” The camel replies, “Ha! That’s a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face.”
Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. – Child, at the cinema
Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. – Child, at the cinema
How many Mexicans does it take to build a……. oh shit, they’re done.
How many Mexicans does it take to build a……. oh shit, they’re done.
Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I’m just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children.
Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I’m just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children.
What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? “…ugh nevermind”
What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? “…ugh nevermind”
If I was a DJ… I’d wanna be called JD Dyslexic.
If I was a DJ… I’d wanna be called JD Dyslexic.
A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu.