How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it.
Just got a nosebleed. Thank God my head isn’t pregnant!
Just got a nosebleed. Thank God my head isn’t pregnant!
If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow.
If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow.
pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window..
pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window..
A young child says to his mother… “Mom, when I’m a grown-up I want to be a musician.” She replies, “Well honey, you know you can’t be both.”
A young child says to his mother… “Mom, when I’m a grown-up I want to be a musician.” She replies, “Well honey, you know you can’t be both.”
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s wife? Neither has he.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s wife? Neither has he.
What the sound of a rainbow laughing? Hue hue hue hue
What the sound of a rainbow laughing? Hue hue hue hue
Sometimes people ask me how I got so funny and I say “It’s easy. I’m just deeply, deeply sad and my life feels unnecessary and empty”
Sometimes people ask me how I got so funny and I say “It’s easy. I’m just deeply, deeply sad and my life feels unnecessary and empty”
What is Hitler’s least favorite month? Jew-ly EDIT: how about jan-jew-ary, or jewne?
What is Hitler’s least favorite month? Jew-ly EDIT: how about jan-jew-ary, or jewne?
Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation.
Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation.