Did you haer about the dyslexic insomniac atheist? He would spend all night long awake thinking about whether or not there was a dog.
First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion.
First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion.
Three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How do they get to smoke their cigarettes? They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How do they get to smoke their cigarettes? They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
If people smoke cigarettes, what do fish smoke? Seaweed
If people smoke cigarettes, what do fish smoke? Seaweed
The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn’t own a bike.
The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn’t own a bike.
How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: ‘That’s nascar ye got there.”
How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: ‘That’s nascar ye got there.”
[Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth? -They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch’s here -Done[gavel]
[Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth? -They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch’s here -Done[gavel]
Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun
Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun
“C’mon, your relationship isn’t *that* serious.” – Las Vegas
“C’mon, your relationship isn’t *that* serious.” – Las Vegas
Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.
Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.