Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year — and when he does, it’s down a chimney.
A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He’s in a dialbetic phona.
A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He’s in a dialbetic phona.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.
let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that’s right i’m talking about waldo from where’s waldo
let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that’s right i’m talking about waldo from where’s waldo
How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill.
How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill.
Probably he best advice you will ever receive…… don’t listen to any advice on the internet
Probably he best advice you will ever receive…… don’t listen to any advice on the internet
Why don’t Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
Why don’t Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
I don’t know if laughter is the “best” medicine, but I do like that it doesn’t have a $35 co-pay.
I don’t know if laughter is the “best” medicine, but I do like that it doesn’t have a $35 co-pay.