Category: Witch jokes

I was playing guitar then my 2 year old took my guitar pick and dropped it somewhere. “Where is my pick,” I said. He replied “Oink Oink! ” I repeated the question but got the same answer every time.

Las Vegas Floor Show What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts the other has a stunning array of cunts.

Please pray for my friends’ 4-year-old. They found out today 7 minutes of his life wasn’t photographed or videotaped and put on Facebook.

Remember kids, dark humour is like food… Not everybody gets it.

Someone told me not be a dick about Caitlyn Jenner I said “Should I be a twat instead?”

Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? A bowling ball.

Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says “I can’t accept this your Cash Is Clay”

What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath.

I don’t have any white friends, so I guess you could call me… crackalackin

I was trying to get my girl to try @nal. She said “Fine I’m gonna stick my finger up your ass and see how you like it!” The wedding is in a week