Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
What’s the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists? Don’t ask me, I just fly the drones…
What’s the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists? Don’t ask me, I just fly the drones…
So what do Islam and Subway Sandwich Shop have in common? A: They both had a pedophile spokesman. http://www.citizenliberty.com/2015/11/so-what-do-islam-and-subway-common.html
So what do Islam and Subway Sandwich Shop have in common? A: They both had a pedophile spokesman. http://www.citizenliberty.com/2015/11/so-what-do-islam-and-subway-common.html
Give a man a fish & he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he’ll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife.
Give a man a fish & he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he’ll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife.
What is blue and lies by the seabed? Probably not a planned child.
What is blue and lies by the seabed? Probably not a planned child.
Not to brag, but I can cure my wife’s insomnia just by taking my clothes off.
Not to brag, but I can cure my wife’s insomnia just by taking my clothes off.
I’m hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can’t come let me know
I’m hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can’t come let me know
My girlfriend let me try anal with her. It made my whole day! But it made her hole weak.
My girlfriend let me try anal with her. It made my whole day! But it made her hole weak.
I’ve considered shaving off my beard But it’s starting to grow on me
I’ve considered shaving off my beard But it’s starting to grow on me
Investigators say the Germanwings copilot suffered from manic depression. One minute he was up, then he was down.
Investigators say the Germanwings copilot suffered from manic depression. One minute he was up, then he was down.