Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.
What do you call a dinosaur with a big penis? Megalodong.
What do you call a dinosaur with a big penis? Megalodong.
Because you know I’m all about that data, bout that data. No trouble. I’m all about that data, bout that data. No trouble.
Because you know I’m all about that data, bout that data. No trouble. I’m all about that data, bout that data. No trouble.
“Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek” Yeah “Can you demonstrate?” Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I’m literally on fire*
“Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek” Yeah “Can you demonstrate?” Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I’m literally on fire*
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace…
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace…
[being carried away by a colony of ants] haha nice let’s see where this goes
[being carried away by a colony of ants] haha nice let’s see where this goes
My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client’s tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn’t remember me.
My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client’s tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn’t remember me.
What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D
What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi 😀
Why is Oedipus against profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth
Why is Oedipus against profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth
Why is revenge a dish best served cold? Because it’s just-ice
Why is revenge a dish best served cold? Because it’s just-ice