I tried eating a clock earlier.. It was really time consuming
What do you find in a zombie’s veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
What do you find in a zombie’s veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
I asked my Dad if we could get any pets… He said pets are just a step backwards.
I asked my Dad if we could get any pets… He said pets are just a step backwards.
Knock Knock.. Whos there?—Broken Pencil—Broken Pencil who? –*pauses for a second*– —nevermind, its pointless..
Knock Knock.. Whos there?—Broken Pencil—Broken Pencil who? –*pauses for a second*– —nevermind, its pointless..
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comedy jokes : ? , : ? ! : , – ! . : , . – 32/ – 6 8 . . . . . . . : , ,
What’s worse than a blowjob from Willie Nelson? That ain’t Willie Nelson.
What’s worse than a blowjob from Willie Nelson? That ain’t Willie Nelson.
What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale.
What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I’ll show myself out y’all
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I’ll show myself out y’all
Scientists have found a nearby ‘habitable’ planet. I think I speak for most humans when I say I soooo want to rape it.
Scientists have found a nearby ‘habitable’ planet. I think I speak for most humans when I say I soooo want to rape it.
Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***”IT DOESN’T MATTER”!***
Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***”IT DOESN’T MATTER”!***