I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn’t get into it at all.
I want to just be a couch potato tonight, but I’m too lazy to get on my couch. So I’m a floor potato.
I want to just be a couch potato tonight, but I’m too lazy to get on my couch. So I’m a floor potato.
My girlfriend told me that she just needed a little space. So now she lives in the trunk of my car.
My girlfriend told me that she just needed a little space. So now she lives in the trunk of my car.
Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket…, Thinks to herself. “Well, some asshole’s got my pen.” Another you say? What’s the difference between rectal and oral thermometers. Taste.
Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket…, Thinks to herself. “Well, some asshole’s got my pen.” Another you say? What’s the difference between rectal and oral thermometers. Taste.
Billy’s parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara.
Billy’s parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara.
Reddit is like Playboy Nobody reads the articles…
Reddit is like Playboy Nobody reads the articles…
I like to steal pictures of people’s breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I’m a cereal reposter
I like to steal pictures of people’s breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I’m a cereal reposter
Yo Mama So Fat… …it took the Large Hadron Collider to weigh her atoms.
Yo Mama So Fat… …it took the Large Hadron Collider to weigh her atoms.
Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing.
Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing.
I had a break up with my clone the other day… I was being sincere by saying, Its not you, its me.
I had a break up with my clone the other day… I was being sincere by saying, Its not you, its me.