Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!
My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!
The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares
The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares
My home security system is a nerf sword by the door. My liquor cabinet has a retina scanner, 3 pit bulls & my 7th grade lesbian gym teacher.
My home security system is a nerf sword by the door. My liquor cabinet has a retina scanner, 3 pit bulls & my 7th grade lesbian gym teacher.
I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass
I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass
Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds…not the religious robey dudes.
Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds…not the religious robey dudes.
What function do the bumps on a nipple serve? Its brail for, “Suck This.”
What function do the bumps on a nipple serve? Its brail for, “Suck This.”
How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there’s no cheese on the meat!
How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there’s no cheese on the meat!
How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? Two of his fingers are clean.
How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? Two of his fingers are clean.
Notice in a hospital waiting room. “Thanks for being Patient.’
Notice in a hospital waiting room. “Thanks for being Patient.’