This Valentines Day I hope you got shot by Cupid and not a legless Olympic sprinter.
A priest, a mathematician, and a corporation walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender gives them two drinks and moves on to the next group of customers.
A priest, a mathematician, and a corporation walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender gives them two drinks and moves on to the next group of customers.
I’ll have you know that my penis was once in the guinness book of world records… But then the librarian yelled at me and made me leave the library.
I’ll have you know that my penis was once in the guinness book of world records… But then the librarian yelled at me and made me leave the library.
TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?
TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?
The nintendo 64 turned 18 last month Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges
The nintendo 64 turned 18 last month Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges
Libraries are a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
Libraries are a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
I like to help my children think up cruel nicknames for the other kids at their school.
I like to help my children think up cruel nicknames for the other kids at their school.
How do you get your partner to give you head? Put them in a guillotine.
How do you get your partner to give you head? Put them in a guillotine.
Get ahead at the office by taking work home with you over the weekend. No need to work on it just make sure people see you take it home…
Get ahead at the office by taking work home with you over the weekend. No need to work on it just make sure people see you take it home…
What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant.
What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant.