What’s the difference between American girls and Iranian girls? American girls get stoned BEFORE sex.
Every time I text this guy, he replies with “Sorry, I’m driving.” It’s been a few days. I’m guessing he’s probably made it to Mexico by now.
Every time I text this guy, he replies with “Sorry, I’m driving.” It’s been a few days. I’m guessing he’s probably made it to Mexico by now.
Why did the cat cross the road? Because curiousity was on the other side
Why did the cat cross the road? Because curiousity was on the other side
What was the shy rock’s wish? To be a little boulder!
What was the shy rock’s wish? To be a little boulder!
What’s Gordon Ramsey’s favorite film? IT’S FUCKING FROZEN!!
What’s Gordon Ramsey’s favorite film? IT’S FUCKING FROZEN!!
If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.
If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.
My kids in public are direct payback for every time I shriek’d PLEASE DON’T HIT ME AGAIN at my mom in the middle of a crowded mall as a kid.
My kids in public are direct payback for every time I shriek’d PLEASE DON’T HIT ME AGAIN at my mom in the middle of a crowded mall as a kid.
Do you know two places to put water? Well Dam
Do you know two places to put water? Well Dam
Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus
Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus
I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv
I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv